My coworker and I looked over some of the resumes and applications that came in for my job replacement. We laughed our heads off. Actually I felt sorry for most of the applicants that didn't use spellcheck or attached a really wacko resume. For example:
My
Objection (didja mean objective??) is to get a job where I can use my skills as a skin care specialist...Okay so a storage facility is a great place to start I guess!
or...
I have been a
manger (manager?) for over three years at blah blah blah... however their resume did not indicate ANY job where they were even remotely close to a manager position...
or...
I want position where I can youse good
costumer skills..(Is that like dressing people?) I can be reach at (no phone number listed)
I'd hate to be the one interviewing and selecting out of this batch!